Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous’ Category
Another Home Shopping Center Mishap
Nice sweater vest. This is why grownups shouldn’t have a WII.
kids these days…
By the way, this kid is nine years old. His name is Oliver Wahlstrom, and he plays for the Portland Junior Pirate Pee-Wee Major 97s – where he plays on the 12-year-olds’ team.
It’s shots like these that make me think that stupid Reebok commercial might actually be legitimate:
When Did Rednecks Learn to Rap?
I don’t know what is scarier, the Turkey rap itself, or the fact that this could easily be my brother in law – doing both parts.
This is Why Fat People Don’t Skateboard
You’d think this guy has seen enough youtube videos to know a guy his size should be nowhere near a skateboard – unless his goal is to provide hilarious entertainment to everone else. All I can think of when watching this video is the Office Wedding episode when Andy says “Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbins – cuz I feel like a banana split” and then proceeded to land on his keys and tear his scrotum.
Van Damme its Friday
Martial Arts expert, world class actor, and now we can add dancer extraordinaire to Van Damme’s resume. And how was I not aware of this video until now? Every Friday from now on Van Damme Friday.
The Dude Perfect Guys are Good at Shooting Hoops
This is real right? I know with technology now you could edit the hell out of a video to make things look real. Or do these guys just carry cameras and basketballs coming up with ridiculous shots on the fly when they see a hoop, and film their shots until they make one? Its like those kids doing the trick beer pong shots – but just a bit more extreme. Either way, it’s pretty entertaining.
Son of a Bitch Sea Lion Steals Fish
Seriously – a sea lion? Sure everyone has had a fish or two get away, but this dude was about to reel in a decent size fish that a sea lion decided to make it his dinner. You got to love the guys reaction – “You Son of a Bitch”, while the other guy almost gets pulled into the water as he is trying to spare his fishing pole from being taken under by the sea lion. Probably not what these guys were expecting when they woke up that morning to go fishing.
Lacross Fights Are Weak
I thought lacrosse players were supposed to be intense. Aside from the number of people involved in this melee – this shit was weak. It looked like a bunch of guys holding hands the whole time. I want to see some sticks being swung around.
Your Business Card is Crap
Everyone knows the true foundation for a successful business is strong business card. No wonder I can’t get ahead in life, my business cards are stuck in some rolodex collecting dust. Plus, just think how many more lunches I could be winning if I dropped a cutting edge business card in the free lunch fishbowls.
New Vitamin Water Spot Featuring Steve Nash
Vitamin Water is awesome and Steve Nash is awesome – so of course it made perfect sense to pair the two in a commercial. All Nash needs to do now are ads for Jimmy Johns – those are some freaky good subs. Oh – does anyone else think Steve Nash reminds them of Frank T.J. Mackey – Tom Cruise’s character from Magnolia?