5th and Goal » Futbol http://www.5thandgoal.com We put the fan in sports fanatic Thu, 12 Aug 2010 06:08:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Best.Soccer.Announcer.Ever http://www.5thandgoal.com/2010/04/06/best-soccer-announcer-ever/ http://www.5thandgoal.com/2010/04/06/best-soccer-announcer-ever/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 06:19:16 +0000 Jabroni http://www.5thandgoal.com/?p=579

I don’t know what’s better  his cluelessness or that ridiculously awesome mustache.

]]> http://www.5thandgoal.com/2010/04/06/best-soccer-announcer-ever/feed/ 0 When you don’t have a stretcher available… http://www.5thandgoal.com/2009/10/22/when-you-dont-have-a-stretcher-available/ http://www.5thandgoal.com/2009/10/22/when-you-dont-have-a-stretcher-available/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:54:56 +0000 Jabroni http://www.5thandgoal.com/?p=520

So did they buy the door ahead of time or just rip it off the locker room when the guy got hurt?

]]> http://www.5thandgoal.com/2009/10/22/when-you-dont-have-a-stretcher-available/feed/ 0 Soccer Players Should Be in Hollywood http://www.5thandgoal.com/2009/09/10/soccer-players-should-be-in-hollywood/ http://www.5thandgoal.com/2009/09/10/soccer-players-should-be-in-hollywood/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:32:48 +0000 Jabroni http://www.5thandgoal.com/?p=252

What a reaction – that guy needs to be an actor, because that was one hell of a reaction.  Give the instigator the Red Card – first Wet Willies, next thing you know, there will be a bunch of futbol players out with the dreaded wedgie injury.

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So number 3 gets slightly bumped in the goal area, feigns being hurt, chases down and tries to slap around an opponent sporting a mullet, and then come with a blind-sided dropkick to the face of mullet-man.  Man I love soccer.  That is how you earn respect on the soccer field.  Notice how no one wants to mess with him once he unleashed the fury.

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